Friday, March 4, 2011

Apropos of instructions from my Pilates trainer

Syphilophobiac Willy
Took precautions that seem rather silly
He'd step up quite gingerly
And pee intermittently
Fearing salmonlike swimming bacilli

(Not that she's got the clap... The Pilates instruction was a suggestion about how to find my pelvic floor muscles.)

The meter's a little off - feel free to propose adjustments.

Thanks, Tycho!

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